Potty Humor
"Laughter Doeth Good Like a Medicine"


If you need an epidural when its time to go #2, you might be constipated!

The average length of a healthy Poo should be about the length of banana and the color of a walnut!  So check your produce next time you go #2!

When you brew coffee in the morning do you grab a coffee cup or head for the bathroom?

When you go Poo, do you give thanks to the Lord for deliverance?

Do you need to "lay aside every weight that so easily besets you"?    

Are prunes and oat bran at the top of your grocery list every week?

When you head to the bathroom does everyone run for cover?

After going Poo do you do an inspection of sinkers and floaters?

Is it a wonderful day in the neighborhood when you Poo more than once?

Do you weigh 5 pounds less after going Poo?

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Poo Tip of the Day! 

Always let your coffee cool before doing a coffee enema!

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